I CRASHED MY VAN INTO JESUS! Anyways, my parents are actually totally oblivious to my existance unless I've done something wrong. Case and point, when they walk in they say: "You didn't even put the turkey on even though we didn't ask you to, since you work at T Hoes you should have used your mind-reading powers to know that that's what 'put the potatoes on' really means." When they could have said: "Hey, you started the potatoes just like we asked you to, thanks." I'm going to fill out all the uni extra info sheets now and then I'm going to do this project that is due Friday. Poop. I hope it's really nice out tomorrow so I can wear capris and sandals. I'm actually soooo excited that it's getting warmer out! Youppiiiiii! Nothing further. byeeeeeeeeeeeee JENFACE 

This is what I look like with my new haircut. I just finished watching Arrested Development and it was like the best episode ever. Next week's looks good too. I can't really think right now so other than that I watched this movie called Saved! and it was grood. Ok, I need sleep. Right now. byeeeeeeeeeeee JENFACE 

Yesssss! I used to say that if I could ever find a Pisces symbol that I really liked I would get a tattoo of it and last night I found these fish and I loved them! I always knew what I wanted but I could never find it and actually, this is exactly what I imagined! I feel like somebody read my mind. So I'm taking Jo's advice and keeping the pic for a while (few months) and if I still like it, I might brave the pain and get a tattoo. I really want one but it would HURT! I think this would be a cool tattoo with some colour like purple. I'm not sure where I'd want to get it though... Oh well, that's a long way away and tomorrow is Thursday! YAY! I'm getting my hair did but actually I think I'll just get a trim. Byeeeeeeeeee JENFACE 

You make me wanna La LA La LAAAA! This is the Ashlee Simpson wig! YOU can buy it! Today I randomly went to Sarahface's house because she wasn't picking up her phone so then we both went and picked up Jofacce. Then we laughed, we cried and fun was had by all. Except Craig because he wasn't home when we went to his house to give him his fish that he painted at GE. *me singing* Got stains on my t-shirt... I might buy the CD if I ever got some money. Wait, I just remebered how tonight I bought this new thing so you can have coffee like tea. Like in a bag and you steep it! Cool eh? Coffee for me 2morrow! Ok, Ima tired neuw und Ima joost fishneshed ma chemsitry lab soooo Ima gonna sleep or read or watch TV or something because 9:49pm seems too early to go to beed. 

I wish I had some more pictures that you guys wouldn't be mad if I posted them. I love putting pics on but I'm running out. I have to use this which is a picture of a flyer in Harvey's. At least it's really colourful! Yay! Anyways... I have to fill out some forms for my uni applications and the questions all have enough space for like a novel. It sucks because I do extra-curriculars but only like 2 and I can't milk it too much or they'll not choose me because I'm annoying. I had grapes for dessert tonight and they were AMAZING! Best grapes ever! I still have 3 chemistry labs to do and a shitload of geometry homework that I don't understand. poop. I can't believe that I've procrastinated this much! At least I found my agenda. I'm going to start using it because right now I have this dorky piece of paper that I folded into a book so I could write my homework in it. Ok, got to sleep now because I have to work at 7 am. BLAH! I wish my Yukka tree would grow money. That would be the life. ciao homeslices! JENFACE 

And that's... GooooD newwws!

I GOT ACCEPTED TO LAURIER UNIVERSITY!!!!

Just got back from work, it's 11:55pm. My parents actually brought my acceptance letter to my work and I flipped! At least now I know that I will be attending a university this fall. Actually, Laurier seems really cool and I applied for Chemistry and I loooove Chemistry. I've got to sleep now because I'm going to try to go to the open house tomorrow (at Laurier.)

ciao amigos!
JENFACE

Hey Mama!!!! How do you speel veluptious? This is the dress that Jofacce bought for me and the purple boa that Adellie bought for me. I put the dress on right when I got it, right in GE, I wish Ben could have seen how hot I was. Like see for yourself. It's so funny that I couldn't get it on and Sean had to pull in on to me. And how my fist didn't fit through the sleeves. And then I had to go to the bathroom for the most awkward taking off of a dress EVER! Itsa Monday! And mien fruends Jordansa and Hayhat are here with me. I'm talking like Arrrnold. Anyways, going to Ebaums now. ciao bellas. JENFACCE. Now I've got to speck my chelling. 

Marky's lobster from Glazed. Anyways, I love taking off makeup right before you go to sleep because it makes your eyes feel tired. At least mine always do and right now I'm having a hard time keeping them open. I took my puffers for the first time in a long while today. This cold I have is really brutal and I can tell because it's making my asthma come back. My mom gave me some shitty news and I wanted to talk to her about it but I can't bring myself to do it. I guess I just need to deal with it on my own first before I can talk to anyone else. I hope my grad photos turned out nice. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. jenface 

I finished my Grad Square!!!

It looks pretty cool. I wanted to put more memories but I realised that I had too many. So I put a picture instead cause I like pictures and they are funfunfun. I just finished this mindnumbing thing for yearbook where you proof pictures for the portait section. I feel kind of relaxed and mellow like my brain is now mush.

I had a chem test yesterday that I think I did well on yay! I also had a fysics test today that I think I did ok on so I'm happy and I can't wait for the March Break!

I hope Ben is there on Friday. Well, I sort of hope. I do really hope he doesn't think I'm a stalker, which I am not.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
jenjen

Zees are ze bitches whom where present at my b-day celebration. Since I can read minds (and lips) I wanted to share with you what they were thinking about. It's rated R so if you are under 18, you should leave this site RIGHT NOW! Ok, now read and enjoy. 

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Sunday night. I feel like crap. My head, I want to chop it off. I'm really sick and I have a math test tomorrow. Poop. At least Sean Paul is playing and he's kewl. I have a big fat lip. I just woke up with it. It's really painful and so is my forehead. And my head feels like it's in a vice.

Work sucks. I've got to get a new job.

Ahhhhhh! Math test that I haven't studied for! Bahhhhhh!

I'm dehydrated.

I did really well on this chemistry assignment I'm looking at. Yay! 114/120! I just need to hand in the lab I never did and my mark will actually be pretty good. Too bad my physnacs mark is a failing one.

My hair is really dirrrty. Ima gonna wash it 2morrow.

I'm going to the oral surgeon tomorrow so he can look at my wisdom teeth. I'm so embarassed that my lip's all fat and he's going to see it. Oh well, I really hope he magically has space to do my teeth over March break. My break is starting to fill up, I want to have a sleepover and hang out with my friends too and go DRESS SHOPPING!

Ima prolly going this weekend with my stepmom (dress shopping.) I should bring my digital camera so I can show off any nice ones I might find.

Joface came to mien housen laaaaast niiiiiiight (she said)... Remember The Strokes? They're grood. Maybe I'll listen to them next. Anywho she came we talked and it was funfunfun.

I'm high on drugs right now.

Seriously.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

My face hurts. Ima going to sleep now. See y'all at zee school tomorrow!!

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
JENFACE

PARTAY! IMA 18!

Ok, so really quickly, I had a wicked fun night tonight. A bunch of my friends (Sarah, Jo, Adellie, Craigory, Kevin, Seany, Tracy, Mark and Lindsay!!!!) well, we all went to Glazed Expressions and painted. I got a super duper card from Joface and I read it to my mom and was like "hahahaha, I can read this to you because I'm 18" and also nice cards from Craig and Kevin. Jo got me Sean Paul!!!! Yahoooooo! I'm listening to it right now. And she bought me the ugly dress from the Salvation Army. I put it on and it's not my size. It's waaaayyyy too small and I could barely breathe in it so I had to take it off. Sarah made this amazing comic that made me laugh my ass off and Adellie got me this shampoo that I can't wait to try! Plus she got me a purple feather boa. Ben wasn't there but I'm really happy because I think Seany and Kevin would have made it totally awkward. Also, I cashed in my BINGO ticket and got a CROSSWORD but I lost. Oh well, I can just buy another one!!!

My head hurts and I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight. I'm pretty sure I have a head cold. But all is well because IMA 18!

Ciao bellas!
JENFACE

Best Birthday Ever! I had like the best day today. Sarahface gave me the Kanye West CD and it's so good I can't even explain. Seriously, I knew it would be good but this is... I don't even know. Even if you don't like hip hop, you should listen to this CD. I think that Speakerboxxx/The Love Below has nothing on The College Dropout. Anyways, other than Kanye being my favorite right now, my partay is tomorrow! I'm so excited because lots of ppl are coming and they are all as excited as I am. Well, maybe that's pushing it because I don't think anyone could be as excited as me!!!! I can't wait to see the card Joface made for me since she spent like hours on it. Sarahface's card was super and I laughed so hard at the censored bit! Mark made me a sweet card too it featured my Birthday Whale. So anyways, I'm going to sleep now because it's getting late and I want to get up early tomorrow morning so I can try to straighten my hair. Byeeeeeeeee JENFACE 

So I had this chemistry assignment to do tonight and I thought it was going to take all night but I just finished it in like 30 mins. I'm not sure if this is because I'm actually understanding something in chemistry or if I'm just really wrong. I hope the first one is right. Tonight I went into G.E. to tell them I was planning on bringing some ppl for my B-day (which is tomorrow by the way!) and Ben wasn't there so my hope for him being there on Thursday is not so good but that might actually be a good thing so that Sean doesn't embarass me really bad, if that was possible. Anywho, I'm tired because I didn't actually sleep in this morning like everyone else probably did. So ciao mein fruends, JENFACE